The Rules

The PILOT always makes The Rules.

The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
No CO-PILOT can possibly know all The Rules.
If the PILOT suspects the CO-PILOT knows all The Rules, he must immediately change some or all The Rules.
The PILOT is never wrong.
If the PILOT is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the CO-PILOT did or said wrong.
The CO-PILOT must apologize immediately for causing such misunderstanding.
The PILOT may change his mind at any time.
The CO-PILOT must never change his mind without the express written consent of the PILOT.
The PILOT has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
The CO-PILOT must remain calm at all times unless the PILOT wants him to be angry and/or upset.
The CO-PILOT is expected to mind read at all times.
The PILOT is ready when he is ready.
The CO-PILOT must be ready at all times.
Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
The CO-PILOT who doesn’t abide by The Rules is grounded.